sixpenceee:

a comic version of one of the best 2 sentence horror stories

sixpenceee:

a comic version of one of the best 2 sentence horror stories

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pilgrimkitty:

unbucaneve:

jenesaispourquoi:

professorsparklepants:

Why does everyone say “house-wife” or “house-husband” when “House-spouse” is not only gender neutral, but also RHYMES?

the prof asks the important questions.

Wait, spouse rhymes with house? I always pronounced it ‘spooze’ in my head /o\ WHY IS YOUR LANGUAGE SO WEIRD!!!

Because English beats up other languages in dark alleys, then rifles through their pockets for loose grammar and spare vocabulary.

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goldenangelwings:

I tried some Tales quotes.

Done with ur shit, Cleverbot.

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whyarentibritish:

thisonenerdychick:

laughlikealoononloontablets:

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So basically muggle sugar quills??

oh my god youre right

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old-school-shit:

So many people need to learn the difference

old-school-shit:

So many people need to learn the difference

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consulting-doctor-in-the-impala:

peixespisces:

bee2knee2:

harlequinhatter:

So this just happened on Facebook.

aLL THE FUCKING AWARDS

THANK

HERO

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langerdibs:

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His name is my name too!

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Whenever we go out

The people always shout 

There goes

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DA DA DA DA DA DA DA

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